Sunday, January 15, 2006

PEOPLE ARE HUMBLED WHEN THEIR FINGERS FREEZE OFF

I love to see, when leaves
depart,
The clear anatomy arrive,
Winter, the paragon of art,
That kills all forms of life and
feeling
Save what is pure and will survive.

—Roy Campbell



There is a pomposity to summertime that winter forbids. Summer permits the Beach Boys, squealing tires, hot sliding boards, and rolled-up sleeves. Winter brings cares, caution and the clutching of wraps to the breast.

Winter humbles us, and that’s what I like about it. It does to our character what it does to trees. When ferocious, winter strips bark and stops sap. When cruelly overstaying its welcome, it makes human beings groan and wish for Elsewhere.

Winter is a mirror of the real world; it draws from men the ingenuity to surmount hardship. When the world is cold, a man builds a fire. When the world is tempestuous, a man builds a roof. When the world is so terrible that a man’s skin begins to die, he finally seeks God.

God lives on both sides of a storm window. He inhabits both the crystalline snowflake and the embers of a cozy, Christmas fire. He inhabits the ice dagger snapping from the eaves and the robe belt clinched tight against the absence of heat.

Winter is contrast between sides of a storm window. The storm is without, peace within. The cold is without, warmth within. The wind is without, within are gentle heat-puffs rising from ducts or stovetops. This contrast is as delicious as man and woman, work and rest, laughter and tear.

Here is one way to enjoy it:

The outside of your down sleeping bag should be forest green, the inside silver. Sleep naked inside the bag on cold, winter nights. The bag should be of goose down so that the down traps the air, warms it, and keeps your skin the temperature of palm trees while the outside world quivers and quakes.

Yesterday you wore heavy bedclothes, but today you test comfort against nothing but the feathers of geese. The silver lining is a cirrus cloud that the goose flies through, and the long zipper is the Deity’s man-made wedge against a much crueler world.

Upon waking, you need only a reclining chair and a book. Do not move except at the behest of gravity; this must include the sinking of your heels into the foot part of the chair. Let the book capture you to the point that the world outside the storm window ceases to exist. At this juncture, cars, if they come, will not come, and people, if they chatter, will say no words.

There is a cup of coffee near you, billowing smoke. The smoke, if you watch it, twirls in the cup as it exits, then disappears inside a lamp shade. If you read a fine sentence, savor the words with a small mouthful of the coffee. When the words have exhausted their usefulness (and not until then), let the coffee slide down your throat and pay attention to what happens when it arrives at your stomach.

Winter is a slender thing. I recommend befriending it. Tomorrow it disappears and someone plugs in the Beach Boys. Tomorrow it disappears, and men build no fires, nor do they contemplate roofs, nor do they seek God. This is because, in the green and the blue and the rose petals of summer, God seems everywhere. This, in turn, is because, in the green and the blue and the rose petals of summer, contrasts disappear.

God dwells most heartily in the snowflake, the ember, the icicle, and the robe. These are the best things, the hard and soft things, the things that draw purpose from the breast, around which, today, we wrap our coats.

© 2006 by Martin Zender

Sunday, January 01, 2006

DATES & CONTENTS

GREETINGS! Welcome to Zenderville. If you are new in town, read these offerings chronologically. Things will make a little more sense to you that way. The events will not only be chrono, but they will be logical as well. And don't forget to break the speed limit! Martin

1/15/2006
PEOPLE ARE HUMBLED WHEN THEIR FINGERS FREEZE OFF

2/09/2006
SOCK HELL

2/13/2006
DREAMING IN COLOR

2/15/2006
HALLMARK HOLIDAYS

2/16/2006
TENDING TO MY DISCHOCOLATED WIFE

2/18/2006
MONK IN MOTION

2/22/2006
ZENDER-SCHMENDER

2/23/2006
PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM, 1982

2/26/2006
MELODY’S BIRTHDAY

3/02/2006
BLUE HOUR RESCUE

3/04/2006
THAT MAN IN HIS NYLON PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE

3/06/2006
VENTI EXPERIENCES AT THE BOOKSTORE

3/07/2006
FROM THE TREES SHALL COME MY HELP

3/13/2006
TOWN JUNK

3/14/2006
THE DEATH OF HERB DIRKS

3/15/2006
PASTOR DISASTER

3/16/2006
IN LOVE WITH MYSELF

3/17/2006
ST. PATRICK’S DUH

3/18/2006
ROAD MAN

3/20/2006
MELODY WHITE VS. MOE & COMPANY

3/21/2006
DAY OF BITTER COMPLAINT

3/22/2006
NPR ANGEL

3/27/2006
HOT SOFT CHEESE ROLLS

3/28/2006
NUCLEAR WAR AND THE BIKINI CURE MALE DEPRESSION

3/29/2006
EFFECTIVE CURES FOR DEPRESSED WOMEN

3/30/2006
SHAMEFUL WEALTH

4/01/2006
CURLICUES OF A WICKED EON

4/04/2006
WITH A BUTLER ON THE LADDER AND A PHIPPS IN HAIR

4/05/2006
A BROTHERHOOD OF CREEPIES

4/08/2006
LAST LAUGH IN AMISH COUNTRY

4/11/2006
TO BE A DUCK

4/13/2006
TENDER BABY IN A NEW WOMB: THE HENNESSY ARRIVES

4/14/2006
PRETEND YOU’RE UNCLOVEN

4/18/2006
SLEEPING APART

4/21/2006
THE MARTIN ZENDER DRILLING COMPANY

4/28/2006
MELODY GOES TO NASHVILLE ALONE

4/30/2006
I MISS MELODY

5/01/2006
MELODY RETURNS FROM NASHVILLE

5/04/2006
LONG COOL WOMAN AIN’T HEAVY

5/05/2006
HOW TO WRITE/HOW TO LIVE

5/08/2006
ANTLERS ON A FRICKIN’ MOOSE

5/09/2006
THE FLIGHT OF THE DOOPSIE

5/10/2006
F15718

5/16/2006
JED CLAMPETT OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER

5/22/2006
GOLD IN THE CAVE WALL