DATES & CONTENTS

GREETINGS! Welcome to Zenderville. If you are new in town, read these offerings chronologically. Things will make a little more sense to you that way. The events will not only be chrono, but they will be logical as well. And don't forget to break the speed limit! Martin

1/15/2006
PEOPLE ARE HUMBLED WHEN THEIR FINGERS FREEZE OFF

2/09/2006
SOCK HELL

2/13/2006
DREAMING IN COLOR

2/15/2006
HALLMARK HOLIDAYS

2/16/2006
TENDING TO MY DISCHOCOLATED WIFE

2/18/2006
MONK IN MOTION

2/22/2006
ZENDER-SCHMENDER

2/23/2006
PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM, 1982

2/26/2006
MELODY’S BIRTHDAY

3/02/2006
BLUE HOUR RESCUE

3/04/2006
THAT MAN IN HIS NYLON PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE

3/06/2006
VENTI EXPERIENCES AT THE BOOKSTORE

3/07/2006
FROM THE TREES SHALL COME MY HELP

3/13/2006
TOWN JUNK

3/14/2006
THE DEATH OF HERB DIRKS

3/15/2006
PASTOR DISASTER

3/16/2006
IN LOVE WITH MYSELF

3/17/2006
ST. PATRICK’S DUH

3/18/2006
ROAD MAN

3/20/2006
MELODY WHITE VS. MOE & COMPANY

3/21/2006
DAY OF BITTER COMPLAINT

3/22/2006
NPR ANGEL

3/27/2006
HOT SOFT CHEESE ROLLS

3/28/2006
NUCLEAR WAR AND THE BIKINI CURE MALE DEPRESSION

3/29/2006
EFFECTIVE CURES FOR DEPRESSED WOMEN

3/30/2006
SHAMEFUL WEALTH

4/01/2006
CURLICUES OF A WICKED EON

4/04/2006
WITH A BUTLER ON THE LADDER AND A PHIPPS IN HAIR

4/05/2006
A BROTHERHOOD OF CREEPIES

4/08/2006
LAST LAUGH IN AMISH COUNTRY

4/11/2006
TO BE A DUCK

4/13/2006
TENDER BABY IN A NEW WOMB: THE HENNESSY ARRIVES

4/14/2006
PRETEND YOU’RE UNCLOVEN

4/18/2006
SLEEPING APART

4/21/2006
THE MARTIN ZENDER DRILLING COMPANY

4/28/2006
MELODY GOES TO NASHVILLE ALONE

4/30/2006
I MISS MELODY

5/01/2006
MELODY RETURNS FROM NASHVILLE

5/04/2006
LONG COOL WOMAN AIN’T HEAVY

5/05/2006
HOW TO WRITE/HOW TO LIVE

5/08/2006
ANTLERS ON A FRICKIN’ MOOSE

5/09/2006
THE FLIGHT OF THE DOOPSIE

5/10/2006
F15718

5/16/2006
JED CLAMPETT OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER

5/22/2006
GOLD IN THE CAVE WALL