GREETINGS! Welcome to Zenderville. If you are new in town, read these offerings chronologically. Things will make a little more sense to you that way. The events will not only be chrono, but they will be logical as well. And don't forget to break the speed limit! Martin
1/15/2006
PEOPLE ARE HUMBLED WHEN THEIR FINGERS FREEZE OFF
2/09/2006
SOCK HELL
2/13/2006
DREAMING IN COLOR
2/15/2006
HALLMARK HOLIDAYS
2/16/2006
TENDING TO MY DISCHOCOLATED WIFE
2/18/2006
MONK IN MOTION
2/22/2006
ZENDER-SCHMENDER
2/23/2006
PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM, 1982
2/26/2006
MELODY’S BIRTHDAY
3/02/2006
BLUE HOUR RESCUE
3/04/2006
THAT MAN IN HIS NYLON PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE
3/06/2006
VENTI EXPERIENCES AT THE BOOKSTORE
3/07/2006
FROM THE TREES SHALL COME MY HELP
3/13/2006
TOWN JUNK
3/14/2006
THE DEATH OF HERB DIRKS
3/15/2006
PASTOR DISASTER
3/16/2006
IN LOVE WITH MYSELF
3/17/2006
ST. PATRICK’S DUH
3/18/2006
ROAD MAN
3/20/2006
MELODY WHITE VS. MOE & COMPANY
3/21/2006
DAY OF BITTER COMPLAINT
3/22/2006
NPR ANGEL
3/27/2006
HOT SOFT CHEESE ROLLS
3/28/2006
NUCLEAR WAR AND THE BIKINI CURE MALE DEPRESSION
3/29/2006
EFFECTIVE CURES FOR DEPRESSED WOMEN
3/30/2006
SHAMEFUL WEALTH
4/01/2006
CURLICUES OF A WICKED EON
4/04/2006
WITH A BUTLER ON THE LADDER AND A PHIPPS IN HAIR
4/05/2006
A BROTHERHOOD OF CREEPIES
4/08/2006
LAST LAUGH IN AMISH COUNTRY
4/11/2006
TO BE A DUCK
4/13/2006
TENDER BABY IN A NEW WOMB: THE HENNESSY ARRIVES
4/14/2006
PRETEND YOU’RE UNCLOVEN
4/18/2006
SLEEPING APART
4/21/2006
THE MARTIN ZENDER DRILLING COMPANY
4/28/2006
MELODY GOES TO NASHVILLE ALONE
4/30/2006
I MISS MELODY
5/01/2006
MELODY RETURNS FROM NASHVILLE
5/04/2006
LONG COOL WOMAN AIN’T HEAVY
5/05/2006
HOW TO WRITE/HOW TO LIVE
5/08/2006
ANTLERS ON A FRICKIN’ MOOSE
5/09/2006
THE FLIGHT OF THE DOOPSIE
5/10/2006
F15718
5/16/2006
JED CLAMPETT OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
5/22/2006
GOLD IN THE CAVE WALL