Tuesday, January 01, 2013

TRIP TO OHIO, AND NEW YEAR’S EVE


As I write, there are about 17 people sleeping here. I am not one of them. It is 7:30 a.m., New Year’s Day, and so far I am the only one up. I went to bed at 12:30, woke up at 4:30, and got down here at 5 to answer some e-mails, write this blog, and work on a book.

The trip to Ohio was great. I surprised my two sons, Gabe and Paul. My sister Kelly arranged to meet them, along with Paul’s new girlfriend Sarah, at the Cheddar’s in Mansfield, Ohio, the town I used to hang out in. The boys didn’t know I was driving in from PA. I left here at 9:30 Sunday morning, and got to Mansfield at around 2:15. The plan was for Kelly to text me when everyone was situated. That happened at around 2:50.

Were the boys ever surprised! I had not seen either of them since April, so it was a great reunion. I loved meeting Sarah, who is a very sweet person. I also got to see Kelly’s boyfriend Rick, whom I’d only met once. Here are some photos of the good times, as they rolled:


At the table.
(Click photos to enlarge.)

My youngest son Paul and his girlfriend Sarah.

My oldest son Gabe; a shifty one.

Checking for broccoli in the teeth of the president of Starke & Hartmann, Inc.,
publisher of the best book on the apostle Paul on the planet:
The First Idiot in Heaven.

Removing broccoli from the teeth of the president of Starke & Hartmann, Inc.

Me with the president of Starke & Hartmann, Inc., also known as my sister Kelly.

Paul and Pops at the mall in Mansfield, OH.

I drove the hour to Canton in the dark to spend the night at Kelly’s house, also known as Starke & Hartmann Headquarters. We had a relaxing evening, talking about old times, new times, good times, bad times. In the morning, we went to my favorite breakfast place: Bob Evans. Nothing can ever go bad at a Bob Evans restaurant.

My goal was to get back here by around 6 p.m. for the New Year’s Eve festivities. I did it, and it’s a good thing I hadn’t had much to eat. Wow. What a layout of food: chicken wings, two kinds of chili, corn bread, breaded chicken, a veggie plate, 49 bags of different kinds of chips, and various samplings of adult beverages.

Have you ever played “Apples to Apples” with 14 people? I have. Last night. For the first time. I did not win, but I had fun.


I have no idea who this is.
She was not here last night.
I am lousy at poker, so I was one of the first ones out on “Indian Poker,” which we played after, “Apples to Apples.” Indian Poker has you dealing out one card to each player, putting it face-out on your forehead without looking at it, and betting on it without seeing it. I am no good at bluffing. I’m not even good at not bluffing. I’m no good at any kind of poker, period. I am such a “face value” guy, that I don’t get the tricks of poker. Somehow, in poker, you are supposed to trick people several times a minute. I don’t know how to do it. Additionally, you are supposed to figure out other people’s tricks, and facial ticks, and eye movements. I’m no good at any of it. I’m too much of a literalist, I guess. I am too honest for such subterfuge. I am too slow to figure out 16 people at once. Therefore, last night, I bet stupidly and lost hugely. This did not bother me in the least. In fact, I was delighted. It was fun watching everyone else try to figure out everyone else.

I lost all my poker chips, but gained several Dorito chips.

Our Indian friend, Harsh Bhavsar, was driving up from Virginia, where he was visiting his parents. He threatened to arrive before midnight—and he did! He walked into the living room at 11:57. We all watched the ball drop on Time’s Square, and had a champagne toast. What a wonderful bunch of people to bring in the New Year with.

Martin Zender, Harsh Bhavsar

The whole gagne, with champagne.

Oh! A friend sent me a photo of Hobbes (of “Calvin and Hobbes” cartoon fame), reading my book, The First Idiot in Heaven, on New Year’s Eve. Hobbes is even smarter than I thought.



I don’t know what 2013 will bring, thank God. I can only walk one day at a time. Right now, that day is January 1, 2013.

I am glad to be walking it with all of you.

© 2013 by Martin Zender